It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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