Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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