All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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