The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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