is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i came on her dog
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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