I just made out with a guy for $7.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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