so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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