ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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