It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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