Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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