I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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