And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
