What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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