Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Randomize