Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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