Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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