Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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