i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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