he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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