Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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