just tell him i said nine months
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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