Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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