yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Randomize
