Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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