she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
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