I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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