So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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