I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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