did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
bring money and cleavage
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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