I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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