Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She bit a glass in half.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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