Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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