i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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