dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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