hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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