It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You ruined the universe
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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