Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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