i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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time to smoke my breakfast
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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