Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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