do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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