I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
if i can run in heels then i can drive
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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