I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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