So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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