Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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