She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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