Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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