guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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