she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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