This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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