don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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