i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
