When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
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