Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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