Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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